hahaha son this bread is huge
Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.
if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
"The Queen of Rap, slaying with Queen Bey!"
*listens to ***Flawless remix* *levitates and performs the Seven Wonders*